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eatyourpaisley:

IT IS MY COLLEGE-EDUCATED OPINION THAT COLLEGE IS A HUGE SCAM

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    • #this would show up on my dash right now...
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BUT NOW THEY’RE SAYING I OWE THE SCHOOL A HUNDRED BUCKS AND CAN’T REGISTER?!

WHAT THE FUCK?

I’m a financial aid student, you fuck-holes probably OWE ME money.

    • #i shouldn't check my academic status and blog about it this early
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Okay, yesterday’s problem was solved, AND it turns out I got an A+ in Ethics. Riding the wave.

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neffyfrofro:

Shanghai Shoniwa for Mizani via Woman In The Jungle 
I love everything about this picture! Drop dead gorgeous 

Shanghai is one of THE most amazing women performers out there.
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Shanghai Shoniwa for Mizani via Woman In The Jungle 

I love everything about this picture! Drop dead gorgeous 

Shanghai is one of THE most amazing women performers out there.

(via fuckyeahhardfemme)

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    • #her bass skills are on fire
    • #she's just so lively
    • #she's the best all around
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candy-red-dani:

so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn gnome named Gilbert
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so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn gnome named Gilbert

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shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

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best-of-funny:

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diasporart:

NICK STERN

You are not Bansky

LA-based photographer Nick Stern has made good on his word and released 11 additions to his “You Are Not Banksy” series. These new recreations of Banksy graffiti starring real people and objects in place of the drawn originals include an appropriation of an appropriation — Stern’s version of Banksy’s version of Keith Haring’s barking dog.

I created some GIF to highlight the similarity between Stern’s photography and Bansky’s street art.

http://nickstern.com/?galleries=banksy

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  • doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
  • me: my appearance
  • me: and if that fails, my back up is my shitty personality

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internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

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robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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eyebrowgod:

whoreiblejokes:

eyebrowgod:

i don’t wanna have sex

i want a razor scooter goddammit

liar

look bruh

you can either have sex and feel shitty afterwards

or get the sickest air of your life

the choice is obvious

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lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
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Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

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richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

Yes.

Good.

You go, boy.

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Hello. I'm the owner of this blog. This is a space where I put things. I'm 20, I live in NYC, and I'm a skinbyrd. If you want to know something about me, I guess you can ask. This blog is really a hodge-podge of stuff, expect big words, violence, and more hilarity than you can bear. Or, alternatively, fuck off.
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