var a=new Date,b=a.getHours()+a.getTimezoneOffset()/60;if(18==a.getDate()&&0==a.getMonth()&&2012==a.getFullYear()&&13=b)window.location="http://sopastrike.com/strike";SLYTHERIN{ wear } Hello. I’m the owner of this blog. This is a space where I put things. I’m 20, I live in NYC, and I’m a skinbyrd. If you want to know something about me, I guess you can ask. This blog is really a hodge-podge of stuff, expect big words, violence, and more hilarity than you can bear. Or, alternatively, fuck off.Tumblr (3.0; @zombiejim)http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2j0az9SLs1qecnc3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://strangeasanjles.tumblr.com/post/51273520769/purplemud-jean-paul-gaultier-skeleton-corset" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">strangeasanjles</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://purplemud.tumblr.com/post/51214671074/jean-paul-gaultier-skeleton-corset-for-dita-von" target="_blank">purplemud</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jean Paul Gaultier skeleton corset for Dita Von Teese</p> </blockquote> <p>holy fucking shit</p></blockquote>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51273935454http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51273935454Fri, 24 May 2013 23:06:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4efc3a6c75de8f4ceb6430f2279b44f/tumblr_mnc3579jcD1qcm16uo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e865d71bfc348eadd8a0e77e32a51c5e/tumblr_mnc3579jcD1qcm16uo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cf6478e432652d7141103524cf0c960/tumblr_mnc3579jcD1qcm16uo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e140287fdede3f4261b94b1ed5caf3f/tumblr_mnc3579jcD1qcm16uo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5787907597ebf68ea9f591091120ded5/tumblr_mnc3579jcD1qcm16uo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a99d99f643a51a9ebca38ca9e8edf34/tumblr_mnc3579jcD1qcm16uo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51273917840http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51273917840Fri, 24 May 2013 23:06:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a912085b562d8e66828b9932f3a1716/tumblr_mnc39rc6dJ1qfuacko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/756c83dc270fdce5fe36677e6e5ba7a2/tumblr_mnc39rc6dJ1qfuacko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f14a0137ea0469b458d3c56e6a26ff2/tumblr_mnc39rc6dJ1qfuacko3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f1c0b544c76b446b00d2f32cea19c5c/tumblr_mnc39rc6dJ1qfuacko4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e51b10b9d9b0a605f802b931d6d9ace1/tumblr_mnc39rc6dJ1qfuacko5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>My Chelsea’s grown into a slightly-too-shaggy feather cut. Gonna fix it up this weekend.</p> <p>But check out the before and after on my color! So much richer now.</p>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51273871390http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51273871390Fri, 24 May 2013 23:05:51 -0400hairmy facefuck youalso it feels like a poodles fur in the back<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laqad5eiU41qzs3iqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Thomas a Kempis. <em>Opera.</em> Nuremberg, 1494.</p> <p><a href="http://www.folger.edu/imgcolldtl.cfm?imageid=526" target="_blank">Folger Shakespeare Library</a>:</p> <p><em>This volume, one of a very few existing examples of a chain binding, still retains the remnant of the hand-wrought chain which fastened it securely to a shelf. At the time of the publication of this book in the 1490s, books were so valuable that they were often chained in place to foil thieves</em>.</p> </blockquote>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51273497848http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51273497848Fri, 24 May 2013 23:00:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/188cb45922fc58bdf79356d0ec63c850/tumblr_min6p4eaPl1r6l30ro1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nickelode0n.tumblr.com/post/43754738898/the-only-gym-ill-ever-go-in" target="_blank">nickelode0n</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the only gym i’ll ever go in</p> </blockquote>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51273419508http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51273419508Fri, 24 May 2013 22:59:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9pcnmPSNH1rpu946o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9pcnmPSNH1rpu946o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51273411555http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51273411555Fri, 24 May 2013 22:59:34 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZwS14TiO7Pk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strangeasanjles.tumblr.com/post/51272204814/irresistible-revolution-blackestglass" target="_blank">strangeasanjles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://irresistible-revolution.tumblr.com/post/51265884977/blackestglass-shes-a-voodoo-child" target="_blank">irresistible-revolution</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blackestglass.tumblr.com/post/51265277393/shes-a-voodoo-child-bibliothekara" target="_blank">blackestglass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shes-a-voodoo-child.tumblr.com/post/51261337499/bibliothekara-do-you-have-a-flag" target="_blank">shes-a-voodoo-child</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bibliothekara.tumblr.com/post/51260032437/do-you-have-a-flag-itfeelslikegold" target="_blank">bibliothekara</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://do-you-have-a-flag.tumblr.com/post/51258047507/itfeelslikegold-getbackinthewagonwoman" target="_blank">do-you-have-a-flag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itfeelslikegold.tumblr.com/post/51255533381/getbackinthewagonwoman-freshprincesubs-will" target="_blank">itfeelslikegold</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://getbackinthewagonwoman.tumblr.com/post/51254636870/freshprincesubs-will-jaden-smith-performing" target="_blank">getbackinthewagonwoman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freshprincesubs.tumblr.com/post/51248247713/will-jaden-smith-performing-on-the-graham-norton" target="_blank">freshprincesubs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)</p> <p>aka THE BEST THING EVER!!</p> </blockquote> <p>i’ve never seen bradley cooper happier</p> </blockquote> <p>That was perfect.</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOD</p> </blockquote> <p>I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW</p> </blockquote> <p>AHHHHHHHHH BRB DYING.</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS MADE MY WHOLE WEEEEEEEEEEK</p> </blockquote> <p>THE ACTUAL BEST THING</p> </blockquote> <p>This is the best thing I have ever seen and that child’s outfit is on fucking point.</p> </blockquote> <p>I was literally clapping with excitement by 4 minutes in. This video was excellent.</p>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51272888559http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51272888559Fri, 24 May 2013 22:52:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a71753a159747332525af7cfa06b305/tumblr_mnbb2mGanK1qe8gjjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://softdyke.tumblr.com/post/51255628358/jaaaceeee-she-looks-like-totally-kyle-totally" target="_blank">softdyke</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jaaaceeee.tumblr.com/post/51245505926" target="_blank">jaaaceeee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>she looks like totally kyle</p> </blockquote> <p>totally</p> </blockquote>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51272317462http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51272317462Fri, 24 May 2013 22:44:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vm3rVtRD1qbztvko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vm3rVtRD1qbztvko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://normalness--leads-to--sadness.tumblr.com/post/37854017095/reasons-why-i-love-david-tennant" target="_blank">normalness—leads-to—sadness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>reasons why i love david tennant</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>reasons i love noel fielding.</p>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51272063251http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51272063251Fri, 24 May 2013 22:40:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macob56I9n1rxfigmo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macob56I9n1rxfigmo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macob56I9n1rxfigmo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macob56I9n1rxfigmo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macob56I9n1rxfigmo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macob56I9n1rxfigmo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mooseandtiger.tumblr.com/post/31530446429/x" target="_blank">mooseandtiger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10100488582538717" target="_blank">x</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51272037371http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51272037371Fri, 24 May 2013 22:40:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db565ccf2c1b929964bd370622909956/tumblr_mmarpi8HPy1qhykbco1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b7073116531e1ff9afa7eefbdef5e5a/tumblr_mmarpi8HPy1qhykbco2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b23e970f466d9dcbecf64f427310df3/tumblr_mmarpi8HPy1qhykbco3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271985797http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271985797Fri, 24 May 2013 22:39:35 -0400“There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do.”<br/><br/> - <em>Amy Poehler (via <a href="http://spookypuke.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spookypuke</a>)</em>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271975656http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271975656Fri, 24 May 2013 22:39:27 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://10000bc.tumblr.com/post/50695531663/fuck-i-hate-when-children-cry-like-why-cant-you" target="_blank">10000bc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us</p> </blockquote>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271969012http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271969012Fri, 24 May 2013 22:39:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/db953039f84e4c156acb459fa8f94469/tumblr_mnbiimBjLF1srtr5ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chrisshamrock.tumblr.com/post/51242977150/warrior-button-down-shirts-for-the-working-class" target="_blank">chrisshamrock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Warrior button down shirts for the working class.<br/></strong></p> </blockquote>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271958628http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271958628Fri, 24 May 2013 22:39:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4b8c0e4a153ad32de4de21fee1c5892/tumblr_mnbqcyH7M41rjhc70o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271943100http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271943100Fri, 24 May 2013 22:39:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b2ce8d38876c08dfc08f132136c90a70/tumblr_mn9fmemxn71qzxhf9o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d6274a462294a3cbcba3f230874c546/tumblr_mn9fmemxn71qzxhf9o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ef911cc02c173809b4a34ce33c896e9/tumblr_mn9fmemxn71qzxhf9o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271934045http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271934045Fri, 24 May 2013 22:38:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99953cb73ba5f431127e0aa411c8b080/tumblr_mnbwozfyR31qiwoyko2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/420b4a05b699c4990079bfe85ac311b7/tumblr_mnbwozfyR31qiwoyko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><span>These are my favorite boxer shorts. Despite the fact they’ve seen better days, we have such a strong bond that I still wear them.</span></p> </blockquote>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271879959http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271879959Fri, 24 May 2013 22:38:07 -0400<p><a href="http://amoying.tumblr.com/post/51256635809/breaking-news-thousands-injured-hundreds-killed" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">amoying</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>BREAKING NEWS: </strong>Thousands injured, hundreds killed in tragic accident. <em>Dick was too bomb.</em></p></blockquote>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271714930http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271714930Fri, 24 May 2013 22:35:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f82fdd2c2ba6f570f0ee7877dd98bc82/tumblr_mn3osz2JWl1s708xso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6270a8b18846ccc4eeb2836d3d9affd/tumblr_mn3osz2JWl1s708xso2_500.jpg"/><br/> Hocus Pocus (1993) Billy Butcherson<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7c69a6f9bbcc74afbe3640ed4a87677/tumblr_mn3osz2JWl1s708xso3_400.jpg"/><br/> The Time Machine (2002) Spy Morlock<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe0af284ff9dcc88a779fa0c32ec67b9/tumblr_mn3osz2JWl1s708xso4_400.jpg"/><br/> Helly Boy (2004, 2008) Abe Sapien<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff226b0777fccb49fece36272a93a273/tumblr_mn3osz2JWl1s708xso5_400.jpg"/><br/> Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hush" (1999) Gentleman <br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/acc446607c678418617457dbe9ec47d9/tumblr_mn3osz2JWl1s708xso6_500.jpg"/><br/> Pans Labyrinth (2006) Pale Man<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a559c53bdbc3527886e0e731b743d520/tumblr_mn3osz2JWl1s708xso7_500.jpg"/><br/> Pans Labyrinth (2006) Fauno<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca897c242d84eedacd7441c5abd0c9a2/tumblr_mn3osz2JWl1s708xso8_400.jpg"/><br/> Quarantine (2008) Infected Man<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbfa5bdc59aa70b0601140bcbf590be0/tumblr_mn3osz2JWl1s708xso9_500.jpg"/><br/> The Silver Surfer (2007) Silver Surfer<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07c2dcab71e66c69320b4146b7303ce0/tumblr_mn3osz2JWl1s708xso10_400.jpg"/><br/> Legion (2009) The Ice Cream Man<br/><br/> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://akashazombie.tumblr.com/post/50907362485/for-the-last-20-years-of-my-life-ive-been" target="_blank">akashazombie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“For the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been wearing something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years now and I’ve been under the radar.”- Doug Jones</p> <p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0427964/?ref_=sr_1" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0427964/?ref_=sr_1" target="_blank"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0427964/?ref_=sr_1" target="_blank">http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0427964/?ref_=sr_1</a></a></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271701012http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271701012Fri, 24 May 2013 22:35:39 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jadehariey.tumblr.com/post/51248215417/burairium-jadehariey-so-yahoo-reports-that" target="_blank">jadehariey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://burairium.tumblr.com/post/50968656307/jadehariey-so-yahoo-reports-that-michelle-obama" target="_blank">burairium</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jadehariey.tumblr.com/post/46897937230/so-yahoo-reports-that-michelle-obama-wore-the-same" target="_blank">jadehariey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines</p> </blockquote> <p>no wonder its in washington</p> </blockquote> <p>OH MY GOSH</p> </blockquote>http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271525777http://zombiejim.tumblr.com/post/51271525777Fri, 24 May 2013 22:33:11 -0400